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Timeshare Opportunity     24-Nov-09 01:42 PM    
Location - Somewhere very Hot indeed!
Duration - Eternity
Cost - Free

Are YOU looking for something a little different from your next holiday? Do you like having a hot poker shoved into your rectol passage EVERY DAY!! You do!? Then, the Rocky-Satan Super Spa TimeShare Resort could be just what youre after!! Lets not forget.. AT ZERO COST!! Lets hear what some of our current guests have said about it: -

Wonderful! Simply wonderful! Lovely and hot! A different shaped poker for every day of my stay but all boiling hot!! My A.s.s has never been so happy
A Hitler

I was made to feel welcome with a good and proper kicking as soon as I arrived! I think me and the wives will be very happy here for a good long while!!
A Hussein

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Holiday may include a moderate amount of pain and suffering.
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Re: Timeshare Opportunity     24-Nov-09 04:04 PM    
Due to my tireless work recruiting, can i get in without the poker in the ass ...

Its against my religion ....
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