As we all know, it can be hard to fit worshiping Satan into our busy modern lifestyles, but it is important to keep up the practice. otherwise Satan might get depressed, or something.

Especially with christmas nearly upon us.

To that end I thought that other Satanists could suggest simple ways we could all sin this advent.

Points will be awarded for the best sin.

I will get the ball rolling:

I fully and genuinely intend to fart on a nativity scene. Not a nativity play, and not one of those big ones outside a church. I am thinking specifically of the small one in the loft.

Can anyone top this as a sin?