Dear Satan.

I really do need some guidance on this. I am new to satanism and don't want to look a fool.

I have another idea for a sin, but I am not sure if it qualifies:

Basically, so far as I recall, the old testament was jewish and joshua himself was born as a jew.

Would it be a sin to put some ham in the old testment?

Obviously I am trying to commit christian sin, not a sin in judaism. What would the point of that be?

Any help appreciated! Sorry for sounding like such a noob!