I have been considering my idea to start worshiping the lamb out of the nativity scene, and in retrospect it is a stupid idea.

For one it is just a porcelain lamb and actually represents nothing. For another, I really do not want to piss Satan off.

For that reason I have decided to make an alter to Satan himself. I did some sketches of an Icon that I was going to use for Satan, but they all turned-out rubbish, but then I had an other idea:

I am sure that I have a cardboard cut-out of Darth Vader somewhere in the loft. I am going to make some cardboard horns (with black marker - see it will work brilliantly) and stick them on his helmet. I will clear a little area in the loft and make a prayer space.

And tonight I shall offer prayers to Satan and his great prophet jizzmes.

I Hail Satan (IHS)
PTL!