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PTL = Pan T Liner? 24-Nov-09 04:52 PM

Does PTL = Pantyliner?

It probably does. Not content with making us all satanists (hail satan) jizzmes is ending posts with pantyliners. Presumably to mop up the discharge ...

Does anyone else have any suggestions what relevance PTL might have based on either jizzme's posts or the fact that this is a property board?

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Re: PTL = Pan T Liner? 24-Nov-09 05:26 PM

Praise To Lucifer!

I am so stupid - jizzme must mean Praise To Lucifer when he writes PTL, after all he has done such a great job turning-me-on to Satan.

PTL!!

(if you even think it, satan hears it, and that counts!)

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Re: PTL = Pan T Liner? 24-Nov-09 11:13 PM

There I was , having a piss in a motorway service station and the oddly placed advertising board that you have to look at but never really read, suddenly came into focus.
You can actually buy Tena for Men.
AKA piss pads for those with a malfunctioning John Thomas.
How we laughed at fuss caused by the original Tampax adverts.
It turns out it was just the thin end of the wedge !!!
What next ? Butt plug lube or those pills the Japs take to stop your poo smelling !
It's a sign of end times , I tell yer !

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Re: PTL = Pan T Liner? 25-Nov-09 12:11 AM

Rep,

JTs have featured heavily in your posts recently here and the dark side, is there something amiss?

Hail Santa, ho ho ho.

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Re: PTL = Pan T Liner? 25-Nov-09 09:01 AM

JTs ????? Only on the tread about chopped nuts and sweetcorn.

It was hard to resist that one really !
You have to sympathise with a girl who was injured by chopped nuts !

Oh yeah! and the one about foreskins.
Well you have to defend the people who are whole against the ones a gram lighter.
They will be alright if they keep telling themselves it gives them more pleasure . lol

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Re: PTL = Pan T Liner? 25-Nov-09 12:57 PM

I thought PTL stood for 'purchase the literature'

Gizzmo is a book salesman

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Re: PTL = Pan T Liner? 25-Nov-09 01:17 PM

Andrew, I can't believe you even bothered to post that lame attempt at humour........I can feel the life in me ebbing away after reading that post.

Go to the back of the class.

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Re: PTL = Pan T Liner? 25-Nov-09 01:56 PM

$%^& 'Til Lifeless ?

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Re: PTL = Pan T Liner? 25-Nov-09 01:58 PM

Blast the censor.
First word begins with P and rhymes with stick.

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Re: PTL = Pan T Liner? 25-Nov-09 02:30 PM

The AAces,

Hey, it's no worse than the others, is it ?
Anyway, I thought this thread was a worst joke competition and I was winning.

Let's see your attempt.

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Re: PTL = Pan T Liner? 25-Nov-09 02:33 PM

PTL = Praise To Lucifer

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Re: PTL = Pan T Liner? 25-Nov-09 04:49 PM

PTL= Pay the Lady

After gisum has sniffed his way through a trough of charlie and banged a big brassy $%^&.....

and for this I'll forgive him for occasionally going off topic....

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