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RFID Microchipping     25-Nov-09 08:44 PM    
Boys, remember when I told you about microchipping last year.... well check out this link.

This could possibly be the method by which the Anti-Christ makes you receive the mark?

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Re: RFID Microchipping     26-Nov-09 09:02 AM    
I think all Americans should be microchipped. This would help prevent obesity spreading from them worldwide ....
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Re: RFID Microchipping     26-Nov-09 11:53 AM    
Are you saying we should invest in RFID Microchips?

Sounds interesting ...

I'll look into it.
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Re: RFID Microchipping     27-Nov-09 09:07 AM    
Decky, investing in a relationship with the living God is the most important thing you will ever have to do in this life.

I hope you and others will take the time to listen to an anointed man of God who is used powerfully to bring revelation and truth to a world that needs Jesus.

Have a fine day boys!
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Re: RFID Microchipping     27-Nov-09 11:40 AM    
Thanks angel, but I already have a god.

According to the great prophet jizzme, Satan is god of this world.

As such I have made a little alter to Him, so that I may pray to Satan directly.

I haven't got the horns ready yet, but I should have the whole thing done this weekend.

Fingers crossed!
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Re: RFID Microchipping     26-Nov-09 12:11 PM    
Technology behind the new ID cards, something like the technology behind reading number plates on moving cars, lots of data collected to verify. So the forehead measurement is vital to determine the profile of the face, distance between eyes.etc. If you only select 7 pieces of data out of 49 as in the lottery, then chances of a similar match (Lotto) are 14 million to one, so that suspect can be pulled for more critical examination.
There is a similar proposal for ATMs for facial rcognition or by hand.
If the population were asked to have a mark on their forehand or back of their hand before they could trade goods, there would indeed be lamentations and shouting about "revelation prophecies". But then the authoritative book on the NWO does say that it will come like a "thief in the night"
SPOOKY innit?
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Re: RFID Microchipping     29-Nov-09 10:48 AM    
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Don't be deceived when the time comes for people to receive the mark on their right hand or forehead. Biblical prophecy always gets fulfilled because God never lies and His word never returns to Him void.

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Re: RFID Microchipping     29-Nov-09 12:31 PM    
Dear Angel, beware the imps here who are servants of the dark one.

I have read that they are known to you as Marco, Rocky and DB64.
These are bound with their acolytes to the fire.

Beware of acronyms of Santa, remember the friendly disguise of Manchester United.

Doom is their reward here soon, they are past redemption with their inane condemnation of the True Word.
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Re: RFID Microchipping     29-Nov-09 01:16 PM    
Yes of course Marco is the High Priest of Dark Forces ....
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Re: RFID Microchipping     29-Nov-09 02:25 PM    
Sharon,

"Biblical prophecy always gets fulfilled because God never lies and His word never returns to Him void. "

Eh which prophecies did you have in mind when you wrote this?

Is this in the same way as Nostradamus is never wrong?

PS Erh as you are the semi-resident expert on the bible and a personal contact with you know who, just a question for you. I recently watched QI repeat (the fountain of all real knowledge - well it's a laugh at times anyway) and the most learned man in the world ( lol ) S Fry declared that the number of the beast is not 666 but 616, apparently there was an early translation mistake - can you please confirm this and if it is correct why hasn't god said something earlier? Please none of that he works in mysterious ways. You'd think he'd want us to know the right number afterall it's caused a lot of confusion particularly with numbering roads!!!
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Re: RFID Microchipping     29-Nov-09 02:55 PM    
ALMIGHTY GOD IS OUTSIDE TIME AND SPACE,HE IS THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA,GOD SEES TIME FROM START TO FINISH AND HE TELLS US IN GREAT DETAIL ABOUT THE LIFE OF MANKIND FROM START TO FINISH, THE NEXT GREAT EVENT WILL BE WAR IN THE MID-EAST AND THE RAPTURE,THEN THE ONE WORLD GOVERMENT RULE BY THE ANTI-CHRIST!!! ARE YOU READY OR WLL YOU BE LEFT BEHIND?
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Re: RFID Microchipping     29-Nov-09 02:56 PM    
Angel,
Beware of this imp he is a servant of the Beast.
His alias of late is Santa, use the anagram and may the Lord of Light protect you from all evildoer's
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Re: RFID Microchipping     29-Nov-09 03:09 PM    
It does seem the believers in God are scared of Satan, whereas the Satanists are not at all scared of the believers. Is the Pentangle more powerful than the Cross?
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Re: RFID Microchipping     29-Nov-09 03:13 PM    
If the Good News we preach is hidden behind a veil, it is hidden only from people who are perishing. 4 Satan, who is the god of this world, has blinded the minds of those who don’t believe. They are unable to see the glorious light of the Good News. They don’t understand this message about the glory of Christ, who is the exact likeness of God.
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Re: RFID Microchipping     29-Nov-09 03:17 PM    
Louise,

Can't you read, it's Santa that scares them not Satan. They created Satan to scare you, Santa terrifies them.

ho ho ho.

PS I temporarily recinded jos' ignore status to find out what you were posting about - lol I'm an "imp" how flattering. ho ho ho, that should get the wind up them. He/she/it back on ignore.
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Re: RFID Microchipping     29-Nov-09 03:20 PM    
IGNORE????????? WHY ARE BRITTTS SO AFRAID??? TRUTH WOULD SET YOU FREE!!! THINK!
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Re: RFID Microchipping     29-Nov-09 03:22 PM    
PS Looks like Joc can't read either or is just a liar - these types do seem to find reality difficult to master. I've used no alias, I've posted under DB64 consistantly but used Santa's photo only and praised him, ho ho ho.

Must find an imp photo.
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Re: RFID Microchipping     29-Nov-09 03:36 PM    
<<Eh which prophecies did you have in mind when you wrote this?>>

The prophecies in the book of Isaiah are spot on, even down to the way Jesus would have to suffer on the cross.

Here is a great link which goes into detail of the hundreds of prophecies that have already been fulfilled.

With regard to your other question, all I can say that in my bible it says the number is 666.

http://www.aboutbibleprophecy.com/isaiah...
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Re: RFID Microchipping     29-Nov-09 03:44 PM    
Sharon,

"With regard to your other question, all I can say that in my bible it says the number is 666."

But your bible is a translation from the original Jewish isn't it? Do you ever wonder if the various translations are wholey accurate. I'm not questioning your faith in your deity rather your faith in an accurate translation of the bible - how do you you know it hasn't been changed either by mistake or intensionally? Don't different versions have variations in what's translated at least via interpretation.

I'll try to find a source - numbers are important you know!!

PS Hope you didn't think I've used an alias as I've been accused - I am an imp though ;-) lol
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Re: RFID Microchipping     29-Nov-09 03:46 PM    
THE OVER 2000 YEAR OLD DEAD SEA SCROLLS PROVE THAT TODAYS BIBLE BOOKS HAVE NOT CHANGED.
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Re: RFID Microchipping     29-Nov-09 04:01 PM    
David

I honestly try not to get too hung up with the different translations of the bible (mine is the NIV). The most important question to life is "Do you know Christ as your personal Saviour?" I came into a loving relationship with God when I accepted His unmerited gift to mankind (Jesus) and was born again of the Spirit of God. God is very real and only you can have that personal encounter yourself when you come to Him just as you are and acknowledge what He done for you on the cross and that you need a Saviour.

My life changed when I accepted Christ and His Holy Spirit came to live within my heart.... once you know the truth it will set you free.

I know you wouldn't use an alias because you are one of the most decent people I have ever met on these boards. I have been accused of same thing time and time again. I would never use an alias when posting about my faith because it would be deceitful.
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Re: RFID Microchipping     29-Nov-09 04:19 PM    
Sharon,

I watch a short piece on Dolly Parton this morning. She's a contradiction, she professes spirituality and sings about god but (as she put it) her image is modelled on the town scarlet woman. At that point, no offence, I thought of you - you are a contradiction .... but I believe you are sincere.

PS I think you are wrong though ;-)
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Re: RFID Microchipping     29-Nov-09 04:29 PM    
Thank you for saying I am sincere.... you were always a wise cookie boy.

My sense of fun always gets me into BIG trouble.... I can't tell you how many times I have had a good stoning on the religion board.... LOL

PS I am right.... :-)
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Re: RFID Microchipping     29-Nov-09 04:43 PM    
Saw the same piece myself, surprised myself at multi tasking, listening to her talking religion and watching her cleavage at the same time.
Total contradiction, do you think its all a front ?

I dont think Jocelyn understood your play on words especially at this time of year.
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Re: RFID Microchipping     29-Nov-09 04:04 PM    
Sharon,

Stephen
....... What is the number of the Beast?

Johnny
[presses buzzer, which plays the Twilight Zone theme]

Stephen
Yes?

Johnny
Six hundred and three score and six.

Stephen
Oh, no, no, no.

[Forfeit: Klaxons sound. Viewscreens flash the number "666".]

Stephen
No, no.

Johnny
That's the number of the Beast.

Stephen
No, it isn't.

Johnny
I lose points, don't I, for that bit of ignorance?

Stephen
You do, you do, big points.

Johnny
[tragically] God, I'd done so well as well.

Stephen
Big points. Yes. Yes.

Phill
[presses buzzer, which plays the nose-wrinkling sound from Bewitched]

Stephen
Hello?

Phill
[in ascending tone] 0898.

Stephen
For almost 2,000 years, the number 666 has carried connotations of evil, but they've discovered an Oxyrhynchun from the old city of Oxyrhunchus . . .

Johnny
Oh, you pulled that on me.

Stephen
They've discovered a papyrus which has the whole book of Revelations--it's the oldest papyrus on the book of Revelations--and the number is 616, as was known about--

Graeme
[presses buzzer, which says, "Anybody there?"]

Stephen
Yeah?

Graeme
That's the fax number of the Beast.

Stephen
St Eranius of Lyon had also seen some manuscript with 616 and just said, "Oh, it can't be right," and changed it to 666.

Johnny
So 616 . . .

Stephen
616 in the original, absolutely, which is rather embarrassing for all those bus companies and roads and things that have changed their name from 666. Er, there's actually one bus company, in Moscow, changed its route 666 to 616. Which is really bad luck.

There is an A666 in England, do you know where the A666 goes?

Graeme
Lancashire somewhere.

Stephen
It is Lancashire.

Graeme
Yeah.

Stephen
[Lancashire accent] "Pendlebury . . . to Langho in Blackburn."

All the numbers on a roulette wheel add up to . . . ? 666.

Phill
Oh . . .

Stephen
Yes, they do. Six hundred and sixty five pounds and ninety nine pence is the retail price of the Beast. And twenty five point eight-oh-six-nine-eight?

Phill
The square root of the Beast.

Stephen
The root of all evil.

Phill
Ah!

Stephen
Yes, exactly. I will give you 66.6 points if you can tell me what a fear of the number 666 is?

Johnny
Oh.

Stephen
It's hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia. There you are.
The fear of 616 is the one we should now have, which is, hexakosioidekahexaphobia.

Phill
Oh, that's all right then.

Stephen
Yeah, there you are.



So you have hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia when perhaps you should have hexakosioidekahexaphobia you'd better be sure!!! I briefly had a trawl of a few discussion sites and it could be 6 by 6 by 6 or 216 but that could just be confusing matters. Don't you just love those fallible scribes!!!

PS Those propheses were very vague and general - for example you'd hardly expect Jesus to say "our religion will not last" now would you?
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Re: RFID Microchipping     29-Nov-09 04:11 PM    
WHAT A WASTE OF TIME=POSTING DEMON INSPIRED TRASH!!! THINK!
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Re: RFID Microchipping     29-Nov-09 04:20 PM    
<<PS Those propheses were very vague and general>>

I can understand you saying that because it was pretty vague to me before I had the born again experience. Once you have an indwelling of the Holy Spirit, God's word becomes alive to you and you can understand what is written in the bible.

God definitely exists and anyone can get to know Him through Christ.... no other way.
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Re: RFID Microchipping     30-Nov-09 01:19 AM    
Beware the servants of the Beast they ask his number so they can cast the evil your way. Beware for your children as the use anagrams to enslave you.

Their spawn will soon be fueling the Fire of Damnation beware for your life and your children.

Their shamness is exposed they have been seeking you return to destroy your new birth.
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Re: RFID Microchipping     30-Nov-09 09:43 AM    
Are you saying that it cannot be explained clearly? Must we abandon logic to believe?
And can someone please explain what "the number of the beast is 666" means. This sentence doesn't make any sense. Do all things have numbers? How can one tell a things number? What use is this information?
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Re: RFID Microchipping      3-Dec-09 09:57 PM    
Buried deep within the over 1,000 pages of the massive US Health Care Bill (PDF) in a non-discussed section titled: Subtitle C-11 Sec. 2521” National Medical Device Registry, and which states its purpose as:
The Secretary shall establish a national medical device registry (in this subsection referred to as the registry) to facilitate analysis of postmarket safety and outcomes data on each device that (A) is or has been used in or on a patient; and (B) is a class III device; or (ii) a class II device that is implantable.

In a real world speak, according to this report, this new law, when fully implemented, provides the framework for making the United States the first Nation in the World to require each and every one of its citizens to have implanted in them a radio-frequency identification (RFID) microchip for the purpose of controlling who is, or isn’t, allowed medical care in their country.”


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Re: RFID Microchipping      4-Dec-09 11:39 AM    
Angel

There is something about you that is so charmingly naive that I cannot bring myself to take the piss out of you directly.

What you have sourced is real, but the interpretation is daft.

Devices have been and will be implanted.

This does not mean that these WILL BE the mark of the beast.

But it does mean that they need to be regulated, calibrated, registered and managed within the health care framework.

That's why they have their own new dpt.

Now stop posting all this $%^&!!

The world is not about to end.

The only chips you need to worry about are the ones from outside football grounds.

There is nothing, and I mean NOTHING I can show you that you will accept as proof that your fears are baseless.

Is there?
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Re: RFID Microchipping      4-Dec-09 08:59 PM    
<<There is something about you that is so charmingly naive that I cannot bring myself to take the piss out of you directly.>>

Oh I say Decky that is rather sweet of you to say that. You are indeed a fine gentleman. I can assure you that I am not naive when it comes to the spiritual realm and what is going on behind the scenes.

"But today, we’re at a crossroads. “We the People” only have a few months left to decide if we want leaders who will uphold traditional family and positive values, or those who would thrust our nation into a new world order that embraces a one world system." (Newt Gingrich)

I shall endeavour to keep aal me lads informed of what is coming.... even if you do take the p!ss out of me.

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Re: RFID Microchipping      5-Dec-09 02:26 AM    
Angel, I'm so disappointed with you. Mankind is always at a crossroads, there is always a crisis, it's nothing new - but still we survive. Your belief is based in fear. Life is beautiful, both tragedy and ecstasy, live it. If there is a super being, I'm sure it doesn't care what we think. I wish people would devote the same effort to helping people who are in a living hell than promulgating religious nonsense like eternal damnation, jeez.
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Re: RFID Microchipping      5-Dec-09 10:57 AM    
Good morning good sir

I am sorry to disappoint you with my post but I would like to state that my belief is not based on fear but love. When you come to know God as your loving Father you find out what life is all about. We were all created to have a loving relationship with God but due to the fall of man and sin coming into the world we cut ourselves off from God. That is why He sent His son into the world to die for us so we could be reconciled back to Him.

My relationship with God is wonderful and knowing Him is better than anything the world could ever offer you. I know 100% that I will be spending an eternity with Him when I pop my cloggs. You have that assurance when you have been born again spiritually and the Holy Spirit comes to live within your heart.

The most important decision any person will EVER have to make in this life is whether they accept or reject God's gift to mankind.... Jesus.

I am giving you and all the lads the best news they could ever here..... look for the imperishable not the perishable. Seek and you will find the truth for yourself and it will set you free.

I am an Angel come to bring you all the good news..... sometimes me wings get a bit dorty yee knaa but me heart is sincere.

Ciao ciao
XX

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Re: RFID Microchipping      5-Dec-09 01:40 PM    
For God loved the world so much that he gave his one and only Son, so that everyone who believes in him will not perish but have eternal life. 17 God sent his Son into the world not to judge the world, but to save the world through him.
JOHN 3:16-17
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Re: RFID Microchipping      4-Dec-09 12:11 PM    
Angel , I agree with Declan. I don't understand how you came to that interpretation from the text you quoted. I don't wish to give any credence to the whole MOTB nonsense, but the Verichip is usually implanted in the upper right arm - not the forehead or the right hand.
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Re: RFID Microchipping      4-Dec-09 01:08 PM    
RFID CHIPS "MAY" "COULD"-- BE USED BY THE VERY SOON COMING ANTI- CHRIST.===He required everyone—small and great, rich and poor, free and slave—to be given a mark on the right hand or on the forehead. 17 And no one could buy or sell anything without that mark, which was either the name of the beast or the number representing his name. 18 Wisdom is needed here. Let the one with understanding solve the meaning of the number of the beast, for it is the number of a man. His number is 666.REVELATION 13:16-17
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Re: RFID Microchipping      4-Dec-09 01:32 PM    
I know that contraceptive implants - in the arm - are dissaproved of by the Roman Catholic Church (those of the exceedingly Dodgy Priests). Is this God talking? Or is it the RC God? Or are they (since the RC Church hid their Dodgy Priests for many years) the same? ....
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Re: RFID Microchipping      4-Dec-09 01:35 PM    
Absloute nonense, go play a game of Dungeons and Dragons.
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Re: RFID Microchipping      4-Dec-09 02:40 PM    
Angel you are being taken once again by the followers of MUFC. These imps in their red suits are grinning as they draw you ever further from the wisdom of Gismys. Beware, doom is forever, beware
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Re: RFID Microchipping      4-Dec-09 04:46 PM    
I, Jocelynpettigrew, or the human behind that name, accept satan and all his works.
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Re: RFID Microchipping      4-Dec-09 05:00 PM    
A Holy man was having a conversation with the Lord one day and said, 'Lord, I would like to know what Heaven and Hell are like.'
The Lord led the holy man to two doors.He opened one of the doors and the holy man looked in.

In the middle of the room was a large round table.In the middle of the table was a large pot of stew,which smelled delicious and made the holy man's mouth water.The people sitting around the table were thin and sickly.

They appeared to be famished. They were holding spoons with very long handles that were strapped to their arms and each found it possible to reach into the pot of stew and take a spoonful.But because the handle was longer than their arms, they could not get the spoons back into their mouths.
The holy man shuddered at the sight of their misery and suffering.
The Lord said, 'You have seen Hell.. They went to the next room and opened the door. It was exactly the same as the first one.

There was the large round table with the large pot of stew which made the holy man's mouth water.The people were equipped with the same long-handled spoons, but here the people were well nourished and plump, laughing and talking.

The holy man said, 'I don't understand.
'It is simple,' said the Lord. 'It requires but one skill.You see, they have learned to feed each other.The greedy think only of themselves.'

When Jesus died on the cross, he was thinking of you I will always share my spoon with you
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Re: RFID Microchipping      4-Dec-09 05:06 PM    
Hilarious!
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Re: RFID Microchipping      4-Dec-09 06:49 PM    
Godot,

Your comment made me take this fool off ignore again and so I hold you responsible for wasteing 2 minutes of my life - I'm prepaing an invoice for damages. ;-)

Jocelyn,

There is in fact only one spoon and unfortunately for you.......it's you. Now piss off and preach to those that need your "comfort". :-p
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Re: RFID Microchipping      5-Dec-09 01:39 AM    
DB, I apologise - I will of course settle the debt. But you have to admit it was pretty funny. All both parties had to do was hold the spoon nearer the business end.
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Re: RFID Microchipping      4-Dec-09 05:39 PM    
Wow - you claim to know the mind of joshua.

Specifically what he was thinking of when he was on the cross.

Despite the fact that what he was actually thinking was more along the lines of

"this pinches"

Or similar.

The idea that he was thinking of me when the bible makes no reference to me - at all - is daft enough (I am a dinosaur).

But to say that he was thinking of me, or anyone else for that matter, when the bible "do$%^&ents" what he was thinking ... or at least the things he said and what happened to him ...

Well, you have taken the fantasy element of your religion to a new height.

With faith, people simply believe. You have gone beyond belief and started adding your own levels of detail.

PS I saw the long spoons thing on a game show. It was funny; made a right mess.

Hail Satan.
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Re: RFID Microchipping      5-Dec-09 02:17 PM    
Bt cats are microchipped to know where they are, why not people because you know where they are?
The Yanks have got themselves in another muddle with this Health Bill - a) The lobby of the huge Private Hospitals and Health Insurance Cos is enormous - they do not want anything like this due to profits and b) A National Health Service like ours to Americans smells of SOCIALISM. The Yanks hate Socialism, and Taliban, And Al Queda, and Iranians, and Libyans, and Afgan Politicians, and expensive Gas, and being slim, and Class, and Mexicans. They are indeed strange people .... Gysmys being the very strangest ....
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Re: RFID Microchipping      5-Dec-09 07:19 PM    
Louise,

Joking aside, "Yanks....hate... Mexicans", have you the slightest idea of the largest single group of Yanks? Oh and the fastest growing?

What do you see a Yank as? I suspect the average (mode, mean or median ;-) ) Yank is a good deal different from your mental picture.

That said, back to laughing at them, the white deep south rednecks are the funniest.

Your continued silence to my posts will be considered as total acceptance by you. lol.
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