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Credit Crunch jokes 20-Nov-08 02:48 PM

In this time of endless wailing and gnashing of teeth (at least so I have been told) I was wondering if anyone else had come across any rubbish yet good jokes.

I found one today:

"This credit crunch is worse than a divorce. I've lost half my net worth and I still have a wife."

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Credit Crunch jokes	Declan B		20-Nov-08 02:48 PM
Re: Credit Crunch jokes lol Declan	Chris F	RATE IT	20-Nov-08 02:49 PM
Re: Credit Crunch jokes What's the difference between an investment banker and a large pizza? A la ...	rockymarkets		20-Nov-08 03:01 PM
Re: Credit Crunch jokes 3 Good credit crunch jokes: Gordon Brown, Alistair Darling, and the W ...	Tony H		17-Apr-09 04:02 PM
Re: Credit Crunch jokes Only half? You obviously don't have a "professional" adviser then	Vito	(2 Ratings)	20-Nov-08 03:26 PM
Re: Credit Crunch jokes I went to the ATM this morning and it said "insufficient funds". I'm wondering ...	TheJoker		20-Nov-08 03:50 PM
Re: Credit Crunch jokes Whats the difference between a pigeon and an investment banker? A pigeon c ...	Paul		20-Nov-08 04:15 PM
Re: Credit Crunch jokes What's the definition of optimism? A banker ironing five shirts on ...	mr invest		20-Nov-08 04:21 PM
Re: Credit Crunch jokes Whats the difference between sh/t and subprimes. You would only wa ...	P.evil	(2 Ratings)	20-Nov-08 04:22 PM
Re: Credit Crunch jokes Got any credit cruch jokes? How about the british economy?	P.evil	(1 Rating)	20-Nov-08 04:26 PM
Re: Credit Crunch jokes P - "Whats the difference between sh/t and subprimes. Yo ...	Declan B	(1 Rating)	20-Nov-08 04:31 PM
Re: Credit Crunch jokes What's the capital of Iceland? About £2.50	Berardo1		20-Nov-08 04:43 PM
Re: Credit Crunch jokes :: hey declan :: :: george w said this :: :: " i am sad to hear of the de ...	Peter H		21-Nov-08 02:18 PM

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